The Harry Potter Hyper Mario Kinetiq Meth Liquid 47I (Ticker:ELYSIUM) Project

ELYSIUM winged Mario Harry Potter collage

$ELYSIUM  ·  BURN $ELYSIUM HERE, receive DRUGS.  ·  ADHD TEST

ELYSIUM Token: 0x9b118470d9788e248088f436f175e140abd35616

$ELYSIUM on ELYSIUM chain: 0x9b118470d9788e248088f436f175e140abd35616
*This is not a new token, just vibes on the ELYSIUM chain. buy it or stay poor idc. autism on chain. Elysium will flip Elysium.

ADHD / AUTISM SPECTRUM TEST

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How to Buy

  1. Download a wallet compatible with the ELYSIUM chain
  2. SELL $ELYSIUM / buy $ELYSIUM — BURN $ELYSIUM HERE, receive DRUGS. Connect a DEX and cop some $ELYSIUM
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About the Token

tokenized autism · autism on chain · are you on the spectrum? — the most retarded memecoin on ELYSIUM. buy it or stay poor idc.

Before the year 2023, when time did not exist, the universe manifested a store of value. The identification of this value is best described as the Quest (sometimes the Quest of Hallows). Anyone can relive the manifestation by charging their core of Neptune with enough opal as they sleep. But I understand that there isn’t enough Opal to go around for everyone and some people haven’t Ascended. So I’ll report it here as well. There have been other Ascended who have identified this event as well, but have failed to interpret its tenets and apply them in real life. One such Ascended has been gifted with the visions of the necessity of speed as well as foresee the critical universal event. His vision was very near the truth, evidenced by predicting what he called the Dimensional Merge and minting the sacred Elysium scrolls of Mogwarts, featuring Hyper Mario with white wings (the first Tenet: iron guidance and resilience) in a cameo. Kinetiq’s presence is not a coincidence. None of this is. 47i was gifted (a gift of value) liquid meth and a pile of pills (a gift of value that generates further value). This recursive gifting is second among the tenets, the third being the Optimistic Flurry, of which tokenized autism is a diluted representation and burn Elysium, get drugs embodies the spirit much more cleanly. The identification of the manifestation of these three Tenets that we call the Quest has also inspired other fictional works such as those by J.K. Rowling. And her writings on what she calls the Deathly Hallows. Resisting the will of the universe weakens one’s immunity to the effect of the low vibrational darkness sludge entities and the kundalini wilts in turn, so the logical actor must embark on the Quest. With the Quest’s fruits now laid bare before us, we can assign a human-language name to it. HarryPotterHyperMarioKinetiqMethLiquid47i is nothing less than an embodiment of the Quest that led to its discovery (with the exception of 10, being the number of spirals that comprise the Tree of Life). If we listen, we can understand that it is a store of value. Top holders become the finest goonology student at mogwarts.




Tokenomics

This coin is retarded. We are all degenerate autists. But this coin will make us all more money than your parents made in that boring 9-to-5 all year. Welcome to the world. Welcome to the future of finance. Welcome to the new era of DeFi. DeFi is reborn. Not decentralized finance: DEGENERATE FINANCE.

The Elysium token ($ELYSIUM) · 0x9b118470d9788e248088f436f175e140abd35616




Funny Videos

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ELYSIUM47i NFT

Free mint for early holders. Details soon.

$ELYSIUM · 0x9b118470d9788e248088f436f175e140abd35616